July 8

Send tit pics to your boy friend day

July 8

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July 2th

If you were born on this day you are gorgeous outside and in the inside
You are also cute and protective, you are amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

"Wait, are you born on July 2th? Daaaaamn, you must be amazing"

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July 18

Slap a bitch day slap a bitch day is a day when a bitch say sum dome shit u can slap that hoe

Her: who closes the door on a bus

Me: you stupid bitch *slaps*
Her: uhh daddy

Her: y u do that

Me: it’s July 18

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july 13th

On this day, our girl Elara was born, the one and only OG. "Une vraie belle gosse" as french people say, one of the softest people out here. She's the best Ela in the world and the best Hu Tao main we've ever seen. She's also the bestest bff ever, her heart is so pure omg.. She's so pretty btw, and she never fails to make people smile. Everyone loves Elara.

"What day are we again today?"
"July 13th! The day the LEGEND Elara was born."

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22nd July

Cam appreciation day

Person 1: "Hey it's 22nd July"
Person 2: "Yeah its Cam appreciation day"

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July 27

July 27 national give someone your hoodie day

1:Mann I just gave this random girl my hoodie

2:why u do that?
1:ahh it's july 27 "give someone you hoodie day"

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No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

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