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A person who is stupid to an extent previously not thought to be possible in a human being. A Kevin's stupidity transcends social, political, and metaphysical boundaries. It is not enough to be a common idiot; in order to earn the title of "Kevin", one must express his/her idiocy in an uncommonly creative way. For instance, a Kevin might try to clean up spilled milk and cereal by wiping it with a sock, while still wearing said sock. Interacting with a Kevin will cause you to question the existence of a benevolent and loving God.
Can be a male or female. This word is only derogatory when used to refer to someone who is not actually named "Kevin". The term originated from a /r/AskReddit post in response to the prompt "Who's the dumbest person you've ever met?"
Anyone can plagiarize an assignment, but it takes a real Kevin to earn a 109% similarity score.
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a short boy who plays soccer. is hispanic with brown hair that goes swoosh. a rlly funny, sweet, nice, friendly, helpful and great guy, friend or boyfriend but in my case that implies to someone else we're just friends but we could have been dating but thats a long story. can be a big dingus sometimes but it's cool yk. did i mention he's taken by someone.
friend: oh that boy, isn't his name Kevin? don't you like him too?
you: shh no one knows and can't you tell that's Kevin
friend: oh my bad i ship y'all even tho he's taken
you: ikr
friend: y'all would look cute together
you: that's what his friends say but no he's with her but it's okay as long as he's happy
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He sucks lots dick he eats penis enlargements and sent a dick pic to a girl, the girl said it was small as hell.
he would fuck any thing since he desparate.
girl: what this
kevin:it a dick pic
girl: i dont see any thing
kevin: it right there
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An absolute idiot with no social skill what so ever. Most of the he seems like he does not have a clue about whats going on but he really does. He as a kind and caring side. He is always willing to help you out when you need it and will ask for little to nothing in return. Overall he is a great person that you would want to be around but be ready for him to say some stupid things.
*ERROR{Kevin}ERROR*
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a retard with a big head and big lips who looks like an alien
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