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Burger King

A fast food restaurant in which real burgers and real fries are sold. Only one single Whopper will make you cry "Mercy!" and have you full within the first 5 bites. Fries are deep fried heaven. On a scale of 1-10 on how much it beats McDonald's, BK gets a 20.

In other words, MUCH better than McDick's plastic fries and burgers.

Man #1: "Oh man, the king satisfied me so much last night."

Man #2: "You had sex with a king last night?"

Man #3: "Nah man, I had a Double Whopper from Burger King at 1 in the morning."

by Fesse McDokechek January 7, 2010

131๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


smoothie king

place where they sell blended fruits with nutritional powders...and have the hottest employees!!!!

Let's go to smoothie king to get a smoothie and to see that hot guy!

by klm! July 21, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


king's x

King's X is a heavy-metal trio from Katy, Texas consisiting of singer/bassist Doug Pinnick, guitarist Ty Tabor, and drummer Jerry Gaskill. This band put out some excellent kick-ass albums such as "Gretchen Goes To Nebrask", "King's X (Their self-titled 4th LP)", and "Dogman". What makes them spectacular is the muscular, soulful, voice of Doug Pinnick (who sounds like a cross between Bobby Womack and Sly Stone), the chunky guitar lines of Ty Tabor (who's like Steve Lukather, Ernie Isley, and David Gilmour rolled into one), and the John Bonham-style drumming of Jerry Gaskill.

Because some of the songs of their earlier albums reflected spirituality, they were oftern mistaken for being a Christian band (which they were not). However as time went on, the religious tag wore off and they are now seen as a creative progressive hard-rock act now.

Wendy:Hey, what's that great song your playing on the jukebox, man??

Sam: It's King's X. One of the best bands I've heard in a long time!

by Jack Bond August 6, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sacramento Kings

Apparently, due to past submissions to this dictionary, a team that IS THE BEST, yet CAN'T WIN.

The Sacramento Kings are the absolute best team! They'll beat em next time...

by Vorgin Schroder October 14, 2003

170๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


LATIN KINGS

All fello kings should respect there hermanitos y hermanitas.You are only a true king or queen when u give it all.Always take care of ur people.Once a King always a King.Stay true for life.

I am a Queen in every part of my being.Amor de rey.queen fo life.

by QUEEN GATA- FL- August 27, 2004

810๐Ÿ‘ 428๐Ÿ‘Ž


King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.

"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."

by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


king pin

A person who is usally the boss of a group, and sits back on a throne or a comfortable spot and watches other people do work for him while he enjoys pleasures such as sex, women, drug, alcohol, games, sleep

dude ur such a king pin!

by Mad Man Mike May 3, 2012

76๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž