ralph lauren

a culture shock if you live in the boondocks.
i liken it to expensive abercrombie or hollister: the land of douchebags and the shirts with the pre-popped collars.

at ralph lauren do they actually pay people to pop the collars on all the shirts on all the shelves?

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lauren

Always a hoe who is involve with a guy named Makai

Damn Lauren is such a bitch

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Lauren trama

When Lauren gives you PTSD for just being in her class

Child 1 : great I’ve got science with Lauren

Child 2: she gave my Lauren trama

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Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.

“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”

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Lauren Castro

Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.

-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!

-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.

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pulling a lauren

The act of giving a guy a hand job.

"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"

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lauren

blonde, hates people yawns a lot breaks her toe getting picklejars out of fridges, and is basically a white basic beach

I like rap, G eazy and hoodie allen,
you're such a lauren

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