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When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
To fuck someone there and there
“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”
The name shae made last year because she was to lazy to say laila <3
Bad at jokes a dumb ass and very annoying
Darriel Lai please go away
Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.
Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!
when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.
Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?
John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!
Caleb: Bet!