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When your older male friend can no longer see out of his left eye because of receiving a high speed shot of ejaculate directly to his eyeball during his sexual experimentation days. The eye survives for several years until the effect of the impact makes it such that glasses can no longer serve a beneficial purpose.
Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.
A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.
Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!
Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
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the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"
they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.
they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.
left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.
righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?
lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
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When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.
I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.
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a position in sex where you have knocked knees and if affects your pleasure.
daaaang man, i got so left/made bowlegged last night i couldn't stand up straight for a month.
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Full blown Lesbo or Gay boy and is secretly a hoe for it.
Just saw she has a left thumb ring , no wonder everyone thinks shes a huge lesbian slut.
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A driver who always drives faster than the other cars, that he is almost always in the left lane (trying to pass other cars).
Mark always drives soo fast, he's such a left-lane driver.
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