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The best DOTA 2 player this world has ever fucking seen. Over the years he built a cult following by applying
advanced tactics in his games, running psychological experiments on his team-mates and boosting their game-play all at the same time. He changed thousands of shitstains' lives by spreading his light of Positive Mental Attitude(PMA).
Hey guys could you pause for a second my grandma just fell down the sta-
CHI LONG QUA DOESN'T PAUSE FOR ANYONE YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. YOU'RE SO SHIYET.
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The title of technoblade's last video where his father reads what he wrote in his last moments and remembers the memories of how hard techno worked on his channel.
Technoblade: so long nerds.
Fans: Technoblade never dies o7
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Vietnamese slang term for "pussy", "cunt", or "Vagina"
That bitch is a long phan.
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means Mr Mark Lee has been involved in too much of NCT and he needs rest and not to mention it’s his slogan as well
“Hey Mark, didn’t you just graduated but why are you still awake?” - Random person
“Cause was a long ass ride”
“Uh, and that’s a long ass ride”- the seventh sense, NCTU
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The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.
Bring back the long liquid lunch !
blessed all army’s with his cute fluffy hair that looks irresistible to pat, but HE BETTER LET THAT SHIT GROW MORE SO HE CAN PUT IT AS A MAN BUN!! ANOTHER MONTH OR DAY TO GET BLESSED UP BY HIM!! HES GOING THROUGH THAT MAJOR GLOW UP YALL ✨
JUNGKOOK’S LONG HAIR IS STILL FUCKING SOFT AND BOUNCY AS IT ISSSS❗️
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Long Dick Style is a method of intercourse where the rhythm is slow but deep and thorough. It is most effective with a long penis (preferably 8 inches or more). The penis is inserted into the vagina all the way in using a slow, smooth stroke. You pull out slowly as well right until the head of the penis is about to fall out and then you sink back in slow. Rinse, repeat. This allows the female to feel every inch of your long dick. It also increases effectiveness by rotating your hips and doing a "stir the coffee" motion with your stroke. Long dicking is only possible when the man is in a dominant position where he can control the stroke: missionary, doggie, or lazybone (sideways). Playing R&B and matching your stroke to the bass line of the song also increases effectiveness. Be aware of the side effects though. While long dicking a woman can greatly increase your chances of getting breakfast in the morning, it can also take your relationship to a whole other level that you may not want to take it.
I finally got to pipe this new girl I met. I hit it from the back..long dick style.
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