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Rage Against The Machine

A band that while had talent, were a quartet of the biggest hypocrites in the music industry ever seen. These clowns hated capitalism and raged against the machine, but failed to notice they were signed to a major label, which is the machine, and were filthy rich, which is how capitalism works. They were activists, but as we know, thats the greatest way to market to the idiot fans who think they are oppressed when they live in the suburbs.

Rage Against the Machine stole your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

by Unholy Holy January 12, 2011

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Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat

The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.

by rusty time machine July 10, 2009

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Rage Aganist The Machine

most often called Rage AGAINST the Machine or RATM for short.

by spell-checker October 26, 2003

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portable facebook machine

A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.

A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'

Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.

Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer

by g-diggity November 4, 2007

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Shit Machine Gun

A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.

"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"

"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."

by FatJackson October 15, 2009

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rage against the machine

1. v. To rebel, revolt; To actively or passively fight society or the government.

2. v. One of the best and biggest bands of the 90s; in this respect, comparable to Red Hot Chilli Peppers. They are the other (see Korn) band that led to the nu-metal explosion of the late 90s. The band is known for its extremist militant left-wing liberal lyrics; in fact, RATM was formed to promote the message of a badly-needed rebellion. They are commonly hated by conservatives and feared by soccer moms. They have been accused of using their popularity to promote a liberal agenda among fans; to those people I merely say: THAT'S THE POINT OF THE BAND, YOU FUCKWIT.

The band was composed of driving force, frontman and rapper Zack de la Rocha, fantastic bass player Timmy C, guitarist extraordinaire Tom Morello and the incomparable drummer Brad Wilk. Timmy, Tom and Brad have since joined with the former lead singer of Soundgarden and become Audioslave.

Rage Against the Machine have a completely unique sound. Rapped lyrics accompany guitars with riffs and solos typical of metal, the bass has a heavy influence on the music, resembling funk, and the drums are reminiscent of hardcore punk, but best described as psycho. They also have a very raw sound when compared to most nu-metal. The first album, slef-titled, bears the disclaimer NO SAMPLES, KEYBOARDS OR SYNTHESIZERS USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS RECORDING.

Rage Against the Machine sold out, a severely disappointing fact. Since then, the band has divided, leading to Audioslave and the solo career of Zack de la Rocha. Zack, unlike Audioslave, keeps the intensity and spirit of rebellion in his music.

1. Don't listen to the lies the government tells you, man. Rage against the machine.

2. Don't listen to the lies the government tells you, man. Listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Switch March 13, 2005

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Internet Hate Machine

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) July 28, 2007

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