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Male bitch or person who engages in relationship with women before questioning their virginity, relationships, or anything. Can be used in negative sentence, as protection from falling in slutty or suspicious relationships with suspicious women.
I don't wanna be a male slut, by liking your profile, while other guys are already liking it. I wanna free girl.
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The male version of a whale tail. When a man's thong underware is hiked up so high, his pants are so low, or a combination of both, that you can see what resembles the sea creature's tail.
Dorothy: What is THAT!?!?
Joe: Ah, yeah that's just a male tail. They're all over the place here.
Dorothy: Oh, how fun. Look! That one is neon green!
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A situation which so any males experience. It's where there seem to be so many single ladies interested in you while you have a girlfriend, then, once you're single, they all suddenly disappear. Some men consider this to be due to the confidence which taken men have, whereby they find it so much easier to talk to attractive women. On the other hand, some single men lose their confidence because they view all women as targets and suddenly find it so difficult to strike a conversation. The key here for single guys is to gain the confidence we all have when we have a girlfriend, and go for it!
Little Johnny: Dude, I have the male curse. As soon as Jane and I break up, all the chicks disappear.
Big Eric: I know mate, it sucks.
Little Johnny: Tell me about it.
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person 1:"what is a sigma male"
person 2:"Dwayne the Rock (Johnson)"
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The most useless and pointless part of a males body.
Your as useless as male nipples.
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Man who hates Tyler, the creators music and has a deep connection with spores and mushroom species.
"i hate this guys music oh my god. anyways just studied this new fungus i found. yea, im kind of a shrigma male myself.
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Some guy who thinks that being turned on by women kissing and grossed out by penises makes him a lesbian, apparently missing the fact that he's male. Male lesbians usually talk about how they're male lesbians all the time and expect actual lesbian/bi women to think this is awesome.
Guy: I'm a male lesbian!
Lesbian: What?
Guy: Because I'm attracted to women, so I'd be a lesbian if I weren't a dude!
Lesbian: ...again, what?
Guy: Don't you think it's cool that I admire lesbians so much?
Lesbian: No. Go away.
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