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Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!
Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.
Bill: We get married next week...
A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.
Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?
Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline
Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.
Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.
The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.
Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.
Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.
Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?
Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?
Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.
a midget ranga who may like men and is very stupid. a Brock McDonald is very annoying and a huge pedo that knws everything abut star wars
eww its a Brock McDonald... yuck
A phase mainly 12vies fall into these days. This phase is a phase that dresses and face itself like their Lord and Saviour, Ronald McDonald. The only meals they'll eat is McDonalds 24/7, cuz why not.
They even fantasize Ronald McDonalds and make heaps of fan fiction cuz that's what their purpose life is.
They Claim that it is NOT a PHASE.
12vie: "It's NOT A PHASE MOMM... I REALLY AM RONALD MCDONALD"
*Mom facepalm at their mistaken child at their Ronald McDonald Phase
A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.
One-“My school is weird”
Me-“Yeah that’s one McDonalds funded ass school”