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Heavy Metal

it's like rippin a big nutty poo out your ass and stuffin it in a waffle cone and munchin it

in other words it's the best

by Dark Helmet February 25, 2005

260๐Ÿ‘ 258๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heavy Metal

Real music (Not Korn or Limp DickZit) that I still like even at 31 years old!

by Muff Diver October 18, 2003

118๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


nu metal

The biggest musical perversion ever to crawl out of some executive's arse since boy bands. Nu metal takes the single best genre of music ever created and turns it into repetitive, shallow, unromantic drivel.

Examples of Nu metal bands: Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Limp Dipshit, etc.

People should try listening to REAL metal, like.. Queensryche, Symphony X, Iron Maiden, Dream Theater, Opeth, In Flames, Iced Earth.. There are too many to list.

Nu Metal is to Metal as Pop-Punk is to Punk Rock.

by do I have to put something here? August 27, 2004

113๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


fathead metal

1. metal for fat people

2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.

Fathead metal isn't for people like me and you bill cosby, it's only for people with small penises and big elbows.

by incipitsathanas October 14, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


nu metal

Bands influenced by MTV, rap, and all that cal. pretending about fans, but money allways attract them.

1)Tends to sell themselves out in a deragory term they are label whores.

2)Tends to write idiotic lyrichs about pain, parents hating them, and tends to use the word numb, pain, satan, ridicule (or thousands of different mocking words)or other issues they allways use.

3)Tends to go soft after a period, and if someone dont like it they blame it on a emotional release.

4)pretending they are heavy by screaming in the worst timing ever and stuff and tuning they're guitar very low.

5) pretending they are the new wave of heavy metal.

6)Probably been issued a "Nu metal the guide to riches " by theyre producers.

7) study KoRn, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park.

Boy: Heard the new Slipknot song dude?
Man: why bother?
boy: It is so heavy, I think you will like it since you listen to Slayer and stuff........
Man: Pffffft buzz off!!! Little cockroach.
Boy: you mocked me I have to go to the bathroom and slit my wrist.
Man: have a nice day (idiot)

by Krissyshit the droogie February 19, 2005

127๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


nu metal

A genre started by Korn in the late 80's/early 90's, given a horrible reputation by some of the worst bands EVER (Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park). Often mixes in elements of hip-hop or other genres which can either sound great (Korn, Mudvayne) or OH MY GOD I WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE EARS (Limp Bizkit, ICP). Most nu-metal is closer to hard rock than nu-metal.

So to all the anti-mainstream idiots who like to compare every single band in existence to iron Maiden who say that all nu-metal sucks, check out Disturbed, Mudvayne, Deftones, or Slipknots new CD.

And to all the people who say that Slipknot and Disturbed are 10 times better than Iron Maiden and Metallica: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWATS. If it wasn't for Metallica, Joey Jordison wouldn't be drumming right now, so shut the fuck up and enjoy all music.

In short, judge a band by it's quality, not it's genre. Nu metal can be good, or it can be bad.

by ThroatSlit April 20, 2006

85๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


metal head

tall, long hair, and a 12 inch

that metal head hot

by canabisdfs March 4, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž