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The hours between 4 and 7am, when early birds are waking up from a good night's sleep, but drug users or "tweakers" are still up from the night before.
"Hey Jim, you're up bright and early today!"
"Nah Bob, I'm just still awake from yesterday. Been smoking crack for 12 hours, it's Tweaker Midnight for me dawg."
Gary Write A Poem cheesecake at midnight real late midnight
When something isn’t as glamorous or appealing as it seems; a reality check
“Living alone has been great, but housekeeping is a real midnight Cinderella”
Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo
“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”
1: Dont tell anyone this but i had an Operation Midnight last night
2: Tf nigga what?
You sell your roommate to sex traffickers or death cult. Use profits to buy fresh fruit.
You missed out on the Midnight Popeye's. Sorry Catherine. Kiwi FTW.