Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

freak monster

A person who gets really freaky. Especially at night.

“Jacob is a freak monster.”

Monster Bishops

Bishops controlling open diagonals, and often aimed at the opponent's King.

I couldn't get my pieces into play, my position was terrible! If I could only trade off my worthless Knights for his Monster Bishops.

cockie monster

a person who has just devoured a big yummy cummy

i feel like a big cockie monster after licking out her egg whites last night

Chalk monster

Chalk monster. A derogatory term for albinos. A person may shorten the term to just “chalky”

“Hey look John, there’s a chalk monster”-Bob
“Wow you don’t often see chalky’s here”-John

kush monster

When you like get high

I might invite Lauren around for a kush monster later

fortnite monster

Ma man ugly! The ugliest monster ever. Like seriously WHICH MONSTER SHOOTS LAZER OUT OF HIS MOUTH

Person: have you seen the fortnite monster, he is cute.
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