I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"

The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"

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PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

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how many more wives do you have?

a term may use to point out an Arab person or a stupid dick who dosent look western.

dude #1: i would like to bomb my self.
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?

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dude #1: what is the "internet"?
dude #2: how many more wives do you have?

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i love you more then a fat kid loves cake

a love that is unimaginable loving someone more then a fat kid loves cake is a love like no other

"i love you more then a fat kid loves cake"

"oh my god i love you to baby"

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I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.

>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"

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Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.

How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!

I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

1) The physical and mental state reached after the consumption of one to many drinks
2) Beaten physically

Budda: Dam this party is tight!
Pest: I dont know man, I'm more torn up then a turned over tackle box

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