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"Hey Joe, lets make us some tasty Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Aren't they bull nuts, fred?
Yes..."
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when strapping a man down, while 17 other men wack off and jizz all over his body and then throw the man off the mountain.
that guy deserves a columbian cum mountain.
do you recon he'll survive a columbian cum mountain ?
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The most prominent, diversified, and outstanding ski resort in southern California (located in the city of BIG BEAR).
By far the SICKEST place to shred for boarders on the west coast, hands down, without a doubt...
Best known for their 55ft-99ft "GAMBLER" jumps, SUPERPIPE, and an abundant amount of rails, jibs, jumps, etc.
"After riding the freshie pow pow at big bear mountain, I was overdoesed by how many rails and jumps I could it all at once!!!!" -*has minor orgasm from excitment
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Simply put, it is the concentrated necter of gods balls. One taste will send you into a coma due to its sheer amazingness.
What the hell is wrong with that guy?
He is in a coma....he just had Mountain Dew Voltage for the first time....
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The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.
You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.
I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.
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when two people makeout with Mountain Dew in their mouth.
Who wants to Mountain Dew makeout with me?
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those were some good rocky mountain oysters at the bar last night.
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