Someone who is a selfish bitch that likes to rank friends only but doesn't want to be bother with the friends.
Messaging on myspace
Man 1: What's up friend
Man 2: No reply
Man 1: You're a myspace number
A person who looks at peoples profiles excessively. The Lurker will look at peoples pictures, hidden friends & comments,The lurker will even comment the same picture over and over if arguing with someone , and they are constantly on Myspace , if you were to check your online friends that person would be online, doing who knows what.
-Not Lurker : hey great pic!
-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl
-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?
-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time
-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker
-noun or verb
the act of having all your top guy or girl friends post innocuous and suggestive comments leading those who are spyspacing you into believing that you are spaceplaying them.
The truth is never really known.
Rachel: Eric left a myspace marketing comment that sounds like we are dating!
Monica: Good, now spyspacers will think you are getting some action with a hottie!
Rachel: I am gonna spaceplay that guy who blew me off last Saturday.
Myspace whoring is a process many people go through to reach some level of publicity on the internet. They're usually scene, but not always. Either way, they are starved for attention, or feel lonely. That's why they do it.
Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)
Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.
A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.
Under 5000 friends: not successful.
5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.
10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.
20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.
Scene kids are usually myspace whores.
a person or person's that takes it upon them selves to personly drop hate on myspace along with myspace users.
my boss is a myspace hater.
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Any male who uses myspace as a means of acquiring friends, and thus self-esteem. It must be noted that without myspace friends or pics, this individual would have nowhere to go and nothing to do. Most of this individual's free-time is consumed checking in desperation for a new message or snooping on a virtual-friend's business. In a nutshell: no life, loser, myspace fag.
Sam: Did you know Eugene said he has a bunch of friends?
Muel: Yeah, but they're just myspace virtual-friends.
Sam: Oh, I knew he was a nerd. What a myspace fag.
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A complete loser who has about 3 friends in real life but has a friend list of 5,000 on Myspace, and messages the few friends they do have to try and make onlookers think that their life is cool and/or interesting.
Awesome!111Gothgurl: "OMFG JENNY!!11 I saw u at teh gothconcert last night and u looked so hawt! Isn't being a myspace addict teh r0x0rz?!?!"
Punksk8rGirl: "Omg ya!!!11 We rox, because we can send these messages when it is quicker to just go next door and talk 2 eachother!!!11"
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