nim nut

its a word to call someone who is dumb or just a fucking retard

someone who asks a simple question and answers it themselves like a total nim nut

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nut muncher

One who munches on nuts

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.

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get a nut

To have an orgasm

After dinner I'll take her to my place and get a nut.

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nuts in a vice

arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation

S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice

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Nut Rider

A person who sucks up to a cooler person.

Someone who says, "Boy golly! You are so cool! You are God!" would be a nut rider.

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Swamp Nut

When your testicles stick to the side of your leg because it is so humid outside.

I got swamp but like a motherfucker!

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wtf nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a wtf nut.

3) i just wtf nut.

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