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The odor of cigarette smoke that lingers off an excessive smoker and is so over powering it can cause lung cancer.
I couldn't focus anything Pam was saying to me cause i thought i was gonna die from her Second Hand Breath;
One who's staank breath smells like a wet dog.
Arthur has wet dog breath.
When a dude nails one girl, and then hurries home to his wife or girlfriend. While his cock is still wet and sticky from the previous girl's pussy, he has the second girl give him head, so she is essentially sucking up the other girl’s vaginal fluids.
Pretty risky maneuver, it may reveal that your chick knows what pussy tastes like. Especially satisfying if the two girls are sisters or otherwise related.
Variations include the Trailer Park Choco Pop in which the maneuver is performed after having anal sex with the first girl, then having second girl give head (very risky, should only be performed when the second girl is especially drunk and/or stupid).
Opposite of the dreaded Italian Wedding Soup.
Where have you been? I stopped by your sister's house, hey do you want to try an Italian Breath Mint? Sure (giggles).
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When your doing anal and you partner sucks the shit off of your dick
Nigerian breath mint: suck poop off of penis
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when you are cumming in a girl's pussy and she randomly has her period and backfires your cum onto your cock, ruining a perfectly good and well earned orgasm.
Hey mom! I was about to get my bitch pregnant when she went all fire breathing manatee on my penis.
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It whenever a nigga decides to not brush his teeth for a few days, so he starts to develop a thing called "ass breath". Days later it develops into a thing called "stank ass breath". The nigga ask you does his breath stink, you do not reply, but find the nearest computer and type in stank ass breath. If the nigga is still there I think that he gets the Idea that they have stank ass breath. If they are still breathing on your neck, you should tell them out loud, "NIGGA YOU GOT STANK ASS BREATH!" Hopefully the nigga will feel bad and brush his teeth.
Nigga who has not brushed his teeth in a while and ate cheese. Stank ass breath.
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Not to be confused with Courage Juice
Pills with the taste of lemon merengue developed by Dr. Mawangi Misoi before his hanging hundreds of years ago. Cures Ass-Breath by hardening the backbone. Currently produced in Cuba. Originally made from ground gunpowder made by Haitian slaves and sweat from Seminoles who fought against the U.S. Army in the Seminole wars. Tested on Nathaniel “Nat” Turner, then further tested in France, It should also be noted a bottle of it was found in the clenched dead hand of the white John Brown.
Ingredients were added by various people from places like Russia, The Congo, Vietnam, and China. Currently on the FDA Shit-List.
Person 1: So you done took the Ass-Breath Killers, is it workin yet?
Person 2: Nah; man is yours workin yet?
Person 1: I think mine is about to start workin now, There it goes
Corporate Drone: Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?
Person 1: I'm supposed to be draggin my foot, out your motherfuckin ass.
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