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For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020


Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things.

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020


Office

the daily liturgy consisting of psalms and prayers chanted by clergy members, including Roman Catholic priests and members of other religious orders.

Father O'Malley spent the morning leading the congregation in the Divine Office.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024


Office

a task or function that is related to one's position.

the nurse's offices

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024


Office

the professional's consultation room.

enters the doctor's office as a patient

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024


Office

Commonly used Kiwi slang used to describe an indoor sesh spot.

E.g: garage, abandoned house etc.

- "Just gonna go clock into the office with the boys."

by xZelll March 7, 2019


Office

Jim: Question:What kind of bear is best?
Dwight:Thats a ridiculous question.
Jim:False.Black bear
Dwight:Thats debatable.There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact:Bears eat beets.
Jim:Bears.Beets.Battlestar Galactica
Dwight:Bears do not-What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim to the audience:Last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses. Uh.Four dollars.And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble,and thats a grand total of... eleven dollars
Dwight:You know what?Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery,so I thank you.
Dwight:IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
Dwight:MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Jim:MICHAEL!
Dwight:Oh,thats funny.MICHAEL!

Office:Office is big funny with big jokes

by SansUndertale.com.69 June 19, 2020