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rolling pearl harbors

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.

Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.

by barleycorn July 22, 2022


pearl pocket

The intimate lady parts of women

She bought undies so her pearl pocket wouldn't be exposed

by SookieSookieNow... August 22, 2017


pearl pocket

The intimate lady parts

She bought undies so her pearl pocket wouldn't be exposed

by SookieSookieNow... August 22, 2017


pearl pocket

The intimate part of a lady.

She bought undies because she didn't want her pearl pocket exposed.

by SookieSookieNow... August 22, 2017


ivan x pearl

Best couple in StDx Asia <3

ivan x pearl = Best couple in StDx Asia <3

by pearl259123 January 2, 2021


Georgia Pearl

A Georgia Pearl is a kidney stone that is milky white in color with small brown spots. The Georgia Pearl hangs around way too long. It depletes all of the host's resources she can before she is pissed out of the tip of the infamous Georgia Penis into a filthy toilet and is then flushed away into our clean rivers and lakes.

"My Doctor said that Georgia Pearl has been in my bladder for years slowly stealing my nutrients." "Did you hear the sound that Georgia Pearl made when it hit the metal sink?

by Goody2Shoez April 14, 2021


Pearl Job

A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.

I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...

by D. Uorts June 22, 2020