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Almost always perfect. Perfect, but in a practical way.
Jenna is practically perfect with her 4.99 Uber rating and 4.94 survey score.
When a person is flexible enough to bend around and eat their own asshole, thus creating a perfect circle.
Dude my back is sore from the perfect circle I did last night at the TwitchCon party!
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The ambiguous description of "Brian and Suzie" and their "Bullshit" in the most loving caring way. The implication and connotation of the two and their love for each other. A story of true love, and a set of bracelets.
That meme is Perfect BS!
caris is awesome, beautiful, cool, and even thought she has had her heart broken once or twice she is still stronger then the rock!!!
The purest form of charm and perfection. The ultimate combination of the man romanticised by Disney and the epitome of both modern day romance and the courtly love convention. He is a stallion of a man. He is the one your mother warned you about and the one you've dreamed of since you were a little girl. He makes you laugh when you don't even want to smile, he writes you poetry and suprises you with flowers, he shares his ice cream with you, he treats you like a princess and makes you feel like the only girl in the world, he sends you notes just to let you know he's always thinking of you, he never stops telling you how beautiful you are, he holds your hand and doesn't want to let go, he kisses you like he means it and he will stop at nothing to make you the happiest girl in the world. If you find him, God has richly blessed you and you should hold onto him with all you've got.
Rachel: I've found the most amazing guy, he's my Prince Charming, my Mr Right.
Donna: It sounds like you've found Prince Perfect
Throwing up in a pub due to drinking too much, but having the presence of mind/attentive buddies available to get the entire event into the confines of a single pint glass.
If there is any spillage this may only be reffered to as 'Emming'.
If more than one glass is used without spillage this constitutes a 'possible em' and has never been witnessed in the history of emming.
Emma: "Bleeeurgh"
Andy: "Holy crap, I think she just did a perfect em"
Ross: "Nah, there's some on her hand, she's only emmed"
Emma: "I think I might go home. Come Ross!"
When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.
When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.
You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.
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