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Police-Chan

The woman who loves you all, she stops crooks and also is a mother to the motherless, a lover to the loveless.

I love Police-Chan, she made me feel alive again- totally my waifu uwu

by KittyMeowCatUwu February 21, 2021


Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.

Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.

by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023


isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night

Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”

by DankestNight March 18, 2023


andy summers the police

The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.

QOTD: Who is the greatest songwriter of all time?
Dakota: andy summers the police

by South Dakota Gilmour January 14, 2022


Police Jail

Seen in one of Kai Cenat's Mafia Daycare streams.

"Look if you don't listen you go to- you gott- you gotta- you go to Police Jail"

by You gotta go to police jail April 7, 2023


Hamper Police

One who seeks to destroy hampers

This is the Hamper Police, is there someone by the name of Logan hiding here?

by WhollyMammothMother August 2, 2021