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the amazing feeling you get after taking a poop. it doesn't matter if it is big or small, just as long as you get even the smallest turd out of your bowels.
man, i just had an amazing poop! i'm on that poop high!
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When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.
Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.
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Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.
"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"
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poop that isnt solid. wet poop normally occurs after a long night of drinking
Man...after all that beer last night...i had wet poop this morning
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When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.
I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!
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A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.
"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."
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The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.
" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."