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When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.
Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.
Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.
"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"
poop that isnt solid. wet poop normally occurs after a long night of drinking
Man...after all that beer last night...i had wet poop this morning
When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.
I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!
A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.
"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."
When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.
Man, I just had a barometer poop -- The weather must be getting shitty.
The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.
"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"