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When your at a party filled with lots of Booze, get some friend name george, whos sexuality you have questioned on more than occassion convince him to find a way to prove to you that he is not gay. Once he does this allow him to exclaim that if he is so gay shove it in his ass, while droppin his pants from there shove the long neck of a beer in his ass and make him walk around with it still in there for the remainder of the evening.
Seth: Dude we were at this party last night and this guy tried to tell us he wasn't gay.
Jared: Well what happened? Like what did he do?
Seth: Well, we tried to just tell him to be quite but he pulled down his pants and said is this gay huh is this gay. So we pulled the "Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie" on him.
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A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.
Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
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Term for breast milk
Damn you got some tasty cookie pudding
a mexican male who has an overly large nose that resembles a plop of pudding
"Hey who's that guy who calls himself the G-Spot?"
"Oh, that's pudding plop."
When you are having intercourse with a woman and you pull out and stick a white or black pudding into their vagina and then slap them in the face with it.
Tom: hey man how'd it go with wendy last night?
Dave: it went great man, gave er the old fish pudding.
Tom: awh ur fuckin twisted dude, get help!
When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.
Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.