putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

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putting the dog in the bath

When a guy puts one of his balls in someone's butt hole.

I was putting the dog in the bath but it wouldn't cooperate.

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put the lead out

Completely unloading a fully automatic weapon during a drive by shooting.

Yo, Nigga, as we drive by put the lead out!

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put him to work

for a guy to give a girl oral sex

she put him to work.
meaning

he gave her oral sex

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put me in the pocket

means sice me hook me up wit sumthin

or if a gurl look good she can put u in da pocket meaning she given u her numba

son let me got a dolla of u. come on put me in the pocket

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put the needle on the record

to start an activity

Gurl, you not gonna believe what happened.
What?
Well, I been needful all day so when I got home I went straight to my room to take care of business. I just "put the needle on the record" using my patented middle finger technique when my Mom walked in. All hell broke loose.
Whadja do?
Well, when she left, I finished. I toldya I was needful.

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Put me in coach!

1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class

1) Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.

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