when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.
Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective
When a herd of untamed females who have been untouched by the very hand of Buddha all gather on a cushion or vehicle of some sort and queef up to 20 times in the span of 30 minuets
My mom just got a new car let’s go have a queef fest
the act of using an aerosol can to fill a woman's vagina with gas and lighting it on fire as she queefs out the gas.
Don't try a flaming queef, you will actually bomb your pussy.
When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.
Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.
Queef Locker
Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.
Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
Simply the Goddess of all queefs! Only the greatest queefs come from this being.
Man, she's a queef god.
A term for when a fellow South London gang member releases odorous gas from his low riding anus.
Man u let off a mouldy queef, get me?