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To cum in a girls face a
With arms on your hips yelling nasdrovia
So I yeah i finished her off with a russian superman
When one dips they dick in vodka and lights it on fire and jerks it off.
Joey made a Russian torch on Sarah’s face and now she doesn’t have eyebrows
When a force of unsupported armoured vehicles enters an urban area and are subsequently destroyed by enemy infantry.
Ukrainian soldiers destroyed an entire column of tanks in Donbas, it was a Russian BBQ.
Butthole with hemorrhoids.
I told Steve my Russian Button is of limits until the cream works it's magic
A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.
Sexual act that involves a simultaneous “rim job” and “blow job”. Performed on one receiving partner.
I asked her and her friend did they know how to play the Russian harmonica.
Luke is that kid who cares for his mates, no matter who and where they are, he doesn't care about himself, he puts others first like a true Russian. He's had a lot of girls, all of them were not loyal enough.
The Suicidal Russian has just tried to commit suicide.