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Janet Jackson's breast and nipple, respectively.
Nothing like some pancake and sausage to spice up a fruitless career.
15👍 14👎
A gathering wherein there are NO females, (should any show up, they feel compelled to leave due to misogyny, intoxication, etc...). Getting laid should not be an option, for it throws off the vibe.
It was grilling weather, so the guys and I decided to throw a sausage party.
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A drunk chick with braces who does not suck as much as chew while performing fellatio
after about ten minutes that sausage grinder turned my junk into potted-meat
8👍 6👎
What falls out of your anus... duh...
Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.
8👍 6👎
When a man has anal sex and pulls out is dick, but it is covered in a layer of the women's shit.
"Hey man! How was that night alone with yo girl?"
"It was great, but she gave me a somalian sausage."
7👍 5👎
enjoys the act of orally pleasing the male genitalia
Man, he loves the sausage
7👍 5👎
When you put your penis in a very wet vagina
Bobby : bro her pussy was crazy wet
Billy : so your dick was like a Vienna sausage in that moistness
7👍 5👎