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This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.
Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.
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Defn: A Filet o' Fish Sandwhich from McDonald's with a tall glass of Water
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When a guy wants to take a girl out for a romantic sounding dinner in hopes of getting lucky, but doesn't want to spend more then $2.37. They take the missus for the Fish in the Sea Combo at McDonald's which consists of a filet o' fish sandwhich and a tall glass of water.
Ryan: "Let's celebrate our one year anniversary tonight with something special hunny. I'm taking you out for a Fish in the sea combo."
Elaine: "That sounds so romantic, I love you"
(As ryan opens the door to his garbage filled 1988 Pontiac Sunbird)
Ryan : "I like you too snookums. This will be a great celebration"
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When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!
Jesus, that kebab was rank. It tasted like a Salty Sea Dog
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When a girl farts while she's on her period, and the ferocity of her fart makes her vagina vibrate in such a way that her period blood sprinkles the surrounding area.
Kasey: I have such a heavy flow right now and the WORST thing happened last night.
Melissa: oh nooooo, GIRLFRIEND, what happened?
Kasey: I accidentally Red Sea Queefed all over Chris's dick.
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Rare type of Jew who leaves on the coast or live in boats in the middle of the ocean. Be careful deep sea Jews are very good fighters and will steal all your coins if they can.
Man 1: “hey look a boat”
Man 2: “ no don’t go near it I heard a deep sea Jew lives there. He will beat us up and steal our money”
Man 1: “damn ok”
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An amazing animal with special powers. Basically the definition of epicosity.
"Your such a BAMF."
"Like an Orange Sea Turtle?"
"Yes, exactly!"
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To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.
Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?
Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.
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