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Offering unsolicited knowledge
we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots
When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly
This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.
Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.
A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank
“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”
“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”
A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit
Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night