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sleep-off

Masturbating for the sole purpose of falling asleep. Used when you have to get a good night's sleep but you're not tired.

Guy 1: Dude I have to go to a job interview tommorrow morning, we shouldn't have chugged all those Red Bulls.

Guy 2: Don't worry. I brought a Playboy, just go sleep-off in the bathroom. You'll be drowzy in no time.

Guy 1: Thanks man.

by naylordude June 16, 2009

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Sleep Cheap

Sleezy motel where you pay by the hour. Where one would go with a hooker or prostitute.

How about we go down to the sleep cheap and get this on.

by Leightoncarmichael May 13, 2008

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sleep and slide

A sleep and slide is when you perform oral sex with a sleeping woman in order to get her lubricated for penetrative sex.

I was giving my girl a sleep and slide last night when she farted right in my face.

by Shaymoth May 23, 2014

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The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal

Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate

by the_sleeping_chocolate_man November 7, 2010

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Sleep fucking

A rare sleeping disorder similar to sleep walking, but with sexual acts instead.

Hey sorry about sleep fucking you last night.

by Tsmitnig January 17, 2015

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Sleep Addled

Where you are so tired you can barely form sentence and usually talk offense to anything anyone says.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go watch some Netflix?
Person 2: EXCUSE ME I AM TRYING TO WASH THIS ANTIQUE SHOW
Person 1: *snorts* You are really sleep addled aren't you?

by Diana-Rose August 28, 2015

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Sleeping Floorters

The place on your buddies floor where you sleep when you stay at their house due to their lack of a spare room or couch.

Ashton-Dude..Where can I sleep tonight?
Mike-Grab some blankets and a pillow and clear a spot on the floor. That will be your sleeping floorters.

by sodomicblitz July 28, 2009

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