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A gaming term meaning a fake low level account to get pro or good players into lower level games (eg using a new account in R6 to get into newcomer) usually used in skill based matchmaking
Bruh that dickhead is using a smurf
Southern Maryland Uneducated Redneck Fuck.
SMURF: A Redneck who is a school dropout, who's uneducated and just plain stupid. Normally this is a insult to the typical average redneck because they can't figure anything out.
Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.
Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.
Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.
An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "