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Social Smoker

Someone who smokes on occasions or on the weekends at parties because everyone else around them is smoking.
OR
Could be someone who likes to take pictures smoking just so they can post it on facebook so people think they actually smoke.

Brandon: ''I have a picture up on facebook with me holding some marlboros''

Heather: ''You smoke?''

Brandon: ''Only on the weekends like at parties and stuff...Im like a social smoker!''

Heather: ''wow.''

by 2manybjs February 10, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Social Masturbation

when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.

Cassidy and Mac participated in social masturbation last night

by Jejejejeja September 4, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


social vegetable

A person so socially inept that they themselves are unaware of their own rung on the social ladder. Social vegetables are literally unaware of social distinctions altogether, and are incapable of understanding the concept.
Basically, it is a person who, socially, has their head stuck in the ground, like a vegetable sprout, incapable of comprehending their own plight. Also, similar to an incapacitated person in a vegetative state (aka, a vegetable), but socially. Social vegetables should be studied from a distance and never interacted with, for engage a social vegetable in social interaction has unpredictable results, ranging from awakening a suicidal maniac to turning that person into a social leech.

Hey Mark, look at that kid over there in the suspenders and pokeman shirt sitting by himself. I think he's in my psych lecture. Man is he a social vegetable.

by DarkRob2000 April 10, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


social elite

the most supierior social group. they are better than pretty much everyone, or so they think. their weekends are spent texting, myspacing, and going to skatespot, or any other tight places where skateboarders might be. if they ask you to eat lunch with them, you should be honored. you are now on your way to becoming a two faced fake bitch, also know as a social elite :

i really wish the social elite would invite me to have lunch with them, but i don't have a skater boyfriend.

by Sarah Bad April 18, 2008

41๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


social chameleon

A person that has the ability to be social with anyone and any setting and still fit in.

In the begining of the night she hung out with her rocker friends, but as the night went on being the social chameleon she was she hung out with her girl hip-hop friends as well.

by SanikkaP October 25, 2006

426๐Ÿ‘ 377๐Ÿ‘Ž


Social Lubricant

Any legal substance used to improve or enhance the mood of your date. Something that gets your date to open up.. be it her/his mouth; for converation or his/her legs for fornication. A situational substance that removes the friction from the dating process.

She was silent and stoic until we went to Jake's for some social lubricant. After two drinks we were talking about our parents and dancing like it was 1999.

by London Craig November 8, 2006

56๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


social needs

Their social needs are being met when the person is developing their communcation skills and are interacting with others. This is one of Maslows steps on his ladder of human needs.

His social needs were met when he was very young in school.

Reference: {Maslow's hierarchy}

by Kara Doss May 8, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž