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=Fatticus Squirrelicus=
A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
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meaning a fool for squirrels. someone who loves squirrels a LOT. similar to a love fool - a fool for love etc. this is generally said in a derogatory manner and after hearing some kids talk about it on the bus, i just had to put this into the UD.
Person A: hes a love fool
Person B: naw man, hes a squirrel fool
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The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.
One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.
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"Chase has some huge squirrel bait" says Kelsey S. the school whore
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A squirrel that lives right next to the see ya dumb nigga!
Oh shit nigga look at that sea squirrel nigga!
Oh snap I see it playa! Prrrr....its all ballin!
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Ironically, also the content of a dream of mine as a young child.
Get that f***ing rabid squirrel away from me!!!!
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the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.
"Sorry im late, i was jacking a squirrel, that also explains this huge indent in my forhead."
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