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When one has reached the highest level of nerdiness. Someone who has all the generic nerd qualities and more. Every single type of nerd, geek, dweeb or reject aspects you can think of all rolled in to one.
Guy 1 " Have you seen what that freak _____ is wearing today?"
Guy 2 " *Jock laugh* Yeah bro hes totally reached nerd status. I had to beat him twice as hard for it! "
Guy 1 " *high five/chest bump* Rofl Waffle!"
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When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny
Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there
The superiority one feels when they post a status on Facebook complaining about how bad other statuses are.
Whilst such a meta-status often attracts many likes because many people agree, it is becoming an increasingly popular trend for people who think that they are clearly better than those who post depressing and emotional statuses onto Facebook.
Such statuses are known to often contain the words "emo", "depressing", "life story" and "stop complaining". May also contain other Facebook elements such as 'likes' or 'inboxing'.
A real life, copy pasted example of a meta-status: "I do not come on Facebook to read your diary or your life story, nor do I come on here to read your pointless statuses every half an hour and NO I don't want to like for a like or an inbox.. Give it a rest!" Here, the user clearly feels a sense of meta-status superiority.
When you are so desperate that you will give the go ahead or "greenlight" to any girl willing to do you. Even really skanky ones. abb. PGS
"Dude you must be on permanent greenlight status, you were gonna bang the girl with the messed up teeth."
A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.
I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch
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The goalkeeper for Barcelona who claims he should start in the German NT ahead of the GOAT Neuer. Ter Statue of Stegen can also be recognised by the name Ter Static, because he does not know how to move his feet when a ball is coming towards the goal.
- Why didn't that guy move?!!!
- Because he is Ter Statue of Stegen, son.
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When someone hijacks ur fb status to talk about something completely unrelated!
Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps
John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!
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