falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.
idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day
The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke
Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific
A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"
Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
An alias, 1st used by using part of the person's real name, Steven, then incorporating an adjective of a desired trait of the new alias's persona.
Yo, that Gank Stevens came from outta thin air it seems, but he's supposed to be one of the fastest at acquiring a stolo if u in need...
A very strong and hunky sexy dude who is very smart and gets all the lady’s and is very independent
damn is that max brian stevens he gets all the pussy