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Supposedly a bank started in 1913 by the USA govt for the people - this is a myth.
The Federal Reserve Bank is a privately owned and controlled organisation that now has to continuously print more and more money in order to devalue the dollar in order to cover the cost of printing and distributing that dollar in the first place.
These "BANKSTERS" then loan the money they make back to the American people + interest in order for Bush to finance WAR ON TERROR.
It is estimated that around 30% of the average americans wages is taken out of their pay check every year to pay the IRS for taxes that go to pay "interest" on the national defecit owed to the Federal Reserve Bank, none of this money goes towards schools, hospitals, or infrastructure.
There is no law that actually enforces you to pay this tax, everyone just pays it because they think they have to.
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A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation
"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."
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the peculiar yet somewhat predictable transformation certain young American celebrities experience upon going Continental (i.e., living or working in Europe). Akin to drugstore cowboy.
American actress Kristen Stewart has now made not one, but two, yes two, French films. Probably on the advice of her agents and handlers she has subsequently done the following :
1) shaved her head (like Sinead O'Connor);
2) dyed it blonde (like Annie Lennox);
3) and entered what appears to be her first serious lesbian/same sex relationship (like any number of American female expats of the last century).
I suspect before long she will also be sporting a Parisian accent, opening a salon, quoting Baudelaire, Cocteau, and Satre' incessantly, and complaining endlessly about all those bourgeoise, materialistic Americans who care only for money and nothing for art. Like Gwyneth Paltrow and so many others before, Kristen Stewart has become a left bank cowboy.
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a woman's reproductive organ that holds the properties of a coin slot. i.e.: no excess of labial matter and/ or the absence of an enlarged clitoris.
That bitch from last night had a piggy bank pussy, yeeeah boy. Long dick style all night!
A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself
I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account
-A social condition in which one twists every topic of conversation into one about him or herself.
-The act of stealing the spotlight and making every story about yourself.
-Stealing the spotlight
Tyra Banks will have a guest on her show speaking about their drug problems or other things and as soon as they get into the real hardships of their life Tyra cuts them off saying, "Yeah I struggled so much with this as a child it affects ME so much" leaving the guest speachless and confused as to why they were invited on the show. Was it to find support or was it to find a way to let Tyra talk about herself?
Example 2: Your friend walks in (Friend A) obviously having a bad day and begins talking with your other room mate (Friend B) about it all. Friend A says something to the affect of "My dog just just died and I failed my chemistry exam" and you but in and say, "Oh my gosh I had to take an exam today and I didn't even know half the questions on it and then the rest of my entire day was completely ruined. I think I might get a bad grade for my class this semester. Isn't that terrible? I mean it really upsets me." and so on and so forth.
-The proper usage here would be for friend B to say to you, "Slow down buddy your getting Tyra Banks Syndrome" or "Wow thanks for that Tyra"
This is the person who makes every story about themselves. Extremely rude and annoying
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A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.
"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."
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