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If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.
Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.
His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
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1. Fries served with minced meat, taco sauce and cheese as well as with whatever else is served in a taco except the shells
2. The best thing since sliced bread if you're not a vegetarian
Gretchen: Hey, lets pop in here and get some taco fries!
Fry: Yeah, as long as there's no cheese on mine though.
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The female equivalent to a sausage party.
There was only two boys and 20 girls over there last night, it was a total taco party.
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A slang term for a person who likes to orally pleasure hispanic women.
man...what is with jeff and dating all those mexican chicks? I don't know but i think he might be a good taco eater.
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1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.
2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot
Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?
Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!
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To break the hymen, the membranous fold of tissue that partly or completely occludes the external vaginal orifice. Busting the taco, usually taking place during sexual intercourse, signifies the defloration of a girl.
Also, to pop the cherry.
After a very romantic dinner at Taco Bell, David turned to Julie, his fiance, and said, "I want to bust your taco."
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slang phrase for female masterbation
Last night I walking in on my old lady tickling her taco
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