Pin the tail on his ass

A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.

YO! I'm sick of this ni**a man! KEV! Pin the tail on his ass!

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Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.

"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."

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Cat o' nine tails

A type of whip formerly used as a torture device, mostly for lashes in punishment of crimes. It is now used by BDSM partners, though usually without the death and severe wounds.

We hope.

My ass still hurts from that cat o' nine tails she used on me.

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bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

very eager and energetic

The freshly recruited programmer was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

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Gator tail

Braided hair this dudes got a gator tail

This dudes got a gator tail

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Heads or tails a tossed coin

The saying "Heads or tails a tossed coin." Is a metaphor for the uncertainties that will come with life.

"Heads or tails a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course a wise player, always cheats."

Gassy Ole Stank Tail

One who is excessively gassy and continuously emits feces smelling farts.

"Ugh, that ain't dookie, that's just Kevin, he's a gassy ole stank tail!"

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