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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop.
"She had to do The FitnessGram Pacer Test today!" Said Johnny to Fred
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The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.
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A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.
Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.
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Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test
"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."
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A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.
My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.
On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive
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When you're at home taking an online test that fills your entire computer screen, locking you in and preventing you from using that computer to search for the answers online, so you prop open a Notebook computer next to you with internet access.
Man that History test was wack. good thing I made it an open notebook test or i would've failed.
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The breathe easy test is when you have a girl lay on top of you and if you cant breathe easy, she's a fattie
"Yeah braddah, I gave her the breathe easy test, and I just about died, so she's much too big for me, you can have her"
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