How did he get the gun?

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard

Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

its not stealing if he did it first

when someone steals your content so you steal theirs back so its equal and not stealing

pyro: rule 1 of youtube: No one should copy. Its a shameless thing to do and you have no spine......Thats why im stealing this video idea from NFKRZ

*fast forward*
pyro: NFKRZ yoink my thumbnail talking about MrBeast Clones so im just gonna yoink that back ok? Its not stealing if he did it first

did abetes

you did your diabetes test and it says did

oh no i have did abetes

Did an Alexa

When you only watch 3 episodes of an anime then drop it becuase you're too lazy

Person 1: Did u finish Owari no Seraph?
Person 2: No, i didn't cause i couldn't be arsed. I did an alexa.

The the the HE DID

A phrase used by closeted homoerotic men to signal to each other that they are gay. The phrase is designed to be able to pass off as a bad stutter but is also designed in such a manner so that it is not accidentally said.

Man 1: "The the the HE DID"
Man 2: "Why don't we go back to my place?"

aint did nun

I’m innocent

Eric: so you’re not goin to apologize to her?
Mike: why? Aint did nun