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glue balloons

Another euphemism meaningtesticles

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024


Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024


Glue balloons

Male genitalia

I got kicked right in the glue balloons

by Sergeants Stadanko June 12, 2024


Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023


Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.

Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod

by Jizzy G-Dogg November 5, 2018


balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023


Balloon in the sky

When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!

There goes my balloon in the sky, I’m still on the ground.

by Tron, I fight for the users! June 2, 2021