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Sometimes pretty sometimes the worst ppl on earth.i love chavs but the need to watch their gobs the always smoke a fuck ton off weed,sell elfbars,lostmarys and eluxs in the schl bathrooms to year7s wear half an inch of makeup 2 schl have slugs for eyebrows but if ur on their good side then you've always got some1 2 back you up when ur beefing a slag they r always there 4 you but you better pray that you're never on their bad side
what's up with her eyebrows?
she's a chav.
A chav is someone who likes to be like everyone else in the sense that they have the same fashion, manner and hair as them. Chavs are usually from the lower classes but can be found in middle class too. Often school children will turn into chavs when they try to be like the "cool kids" . Always getting detentions and never turning up to lessons .
She's such a chav, look at her bag.
Girls named Harriet, where TN’s and puffer jackets. Also live in gosport.
Harriet is such a chav, she lives in gosport.
Katie price is the definition. So sorry Katie’s you gotta live and if anybody thinks it natural I hate to break it to you luv- it’s not
Oh look it’s Katie price the chav
I love the way her eyebrows curdle her fake tan it screams chav
A complete nonce who thinks their fucking big and proper rebels well win actuality their retarded cunts who go to their local KFC smoking thinking they look cool but they look like my fucking older sister
Most Chavs are usually kids and those kids smoke shit tons of cigarettes I mean what has the UK become?
a young lady probably with a couple kids. horrible unblended makeup and always picks fights wearing trainers, leggings and a bubble jacket.
oh she is a right chav look at her makeup!
A Chav (masc.), or, Chavette (fem.) are a subculture of British youth living in big populous cities, but also seen up North. They mostly reside in council or dilapidating estates of sorts. This habitat is a factor of their rowdy and hooligan-like behaviour.
Appearance:
A chav will normally wear a tracksuit to show 'wealth' but they're fucking broke. The brand (Nike, Emporio Armani, Adidas) will almost always be fake as well. Sometimes, they wear bomber jackets to look like roadmen. Chavs smoke. Chavettes dress trashy too, with tight leather or spandex pants as if they're Posion or Ratt. They have fake eyelashes looking like feathers and their foundation is heavy. They wear short shiny puffer jackets and have visibly layered lip gloss, never lipstick. Their fake nails are as long as their husband's dick. The thickness of their mascara is normally indicative of their attitude. Father chavs will have flat caps and are sometimes bald + overweight. Mother chavs are like their daughters but visibly older and more haggard from smoking.
Employment:
Chavs claim council benefits. This is supposed to help them shop for food and necessities for their three stupid children but it does not. They are young since they are school or college dropouts.
BEWARE: A chav cannot be greeted in any way. A "hallo", "good afternoon" or even a closer (but still far) cry to their shit language- "alright mate?" will be responded to by a rude and unintelligible sound. In their friend groups, they normally shout loudly and drink cheap beer, lager or cider in cans. They also make gun shooting noises which is distinguishable from other 'words' by the prolonged 'a' vowel and 'k' consonant. "Skkkrrrpaap" or "braaaaap" (credit to blahwhat).
If you encounter a chav and they instigate a fight, tell them to get on their bikes and throw your drink at them. They will run after you so be prepared to either smoke them or dash. They might beat you and steal your bike if you try to cycle away so bring your buddies who can help you out.
Charley: walkin down the street and glances at Chav
Chav: Ay you fackin' wot blud pulls down pants
Charley: Runs
Chav: Yea piss off fam skrrraap pap fackin bellend WANKER!
Charley: *cries*