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bend the other cheek over

Much like "turning the other cheek", except you are getting fucked in the ass by a "friend" instead of merely backhanded.

"Auntie Jr. is a jerk, Mom ... I'm not gonna bend the other cheek over this time!"
When a "good Christian person" and their charity has become nothing more than a target and/or a mark; said "good Christian person" often tires of bending the other cheek over.

by AdriBear March 18, 2018


Spread dem ass cheeks

When you have established your dominance as an alpha male and proceed to tell her to "spread dem ass cheeks".

Spread dem ass cheeks bitch.

by Rigor_Mortis June 1, 2017

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kissed all four cheeks

To go out of the way to suck up and curry favor with another person, especially to get something you want.

The salesman kissed all four cheeks to get us to buy that television.

by ted5 October 18, 2007


Clap those alien cheeks

To have sex with an alien. In these terms clappingdoes not at all refer to slapping your hands together but instead the sound one makes while having sex.

This phrase became popular in 2019 when the Area 51 Raid was still popular. People used the term to mean that they would break into Area 51 and have sex with one or multiple aliens whilst there.

Person A: Imma go clap those alien cheeks during the Area 51 Raid
Person B: Rex that meme is dead get help

by Orge October 28, 2019


2 cheek sneak

When you have to go number 2 really bad

Iโ€™m doing the 2 cheek sneak to the bathroom

by Joeg24293 July 26, 2018

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my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 10, 2006

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Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

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