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Yeet day

Yell YEET in your BESTEST friend’s ear! You can only yell it in one person’s ear and after that tell them to yell it someone else’s ear then it just keeps going!

Yeet day Yeet day Yeet day

by We clowning πŸ€‘πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ October 26, 2019

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Queen For A Day

An inadvertently culturally lampooning game show from the fifties and sixties that sought to recognize and reward the selfless everyday experiences of competing homemakers by gifting the most miserable and economically disadvantaged woman with prizes that allowed her to reign for one magical day before she returned to her real life to cook and clean on a higher plane with kitchen and washday appliances beyond her wildest dreams.

In 1962 my mom was crowned Queen For A Day for her commendable long suffering willingness to be our most beloved and highly expert in-house tutor, chef, maid and life coach.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Pizza day

The best day of the week.

Friday was pizza day! The best day of week. It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans. Hooray for pizza day! Hooray for pizza day! The best day of the week.

by Toasternoodle March 3, 2006

39πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Catch of the Day

The "Catch of the Day" is a two step process.

Step 1 -- Occurs when a male is in or at a Hampton summer share house (preferably the Bays or Westhampton), then he takes a dip in the pool wearing some nice swim trunks with netting liner, then while his body is underwater, he pulls back his trunks, thus freeing the netting liner, which acts like a pouch holding his exposed cock and balls.

Step 2 -- At this point, He calls one of the House whores to come poolside, and when she gets there, he propels his crotch upwards out of the water so the lucky girl can view the pearls of the deep -- i.e. the catch of the day.

DannyB in the pool at 4 Wild Cherry Lane: Hey Susie, come here check this out in the pool . . .

Susie: Danny, don't fuck around, I'm really hung over from drinking lemon drops and getting assfucked by some Guido at Summers last night.

DannyB: Check it out . . .(Dannyb's bottom half resurfaces) . . . IT'S THE CATCH OF THE DAY -- 2 FAT SCALLOPS AND A BABY SHRIMP!!!

Susie: Eww gross!! Barfff!!

DannyB: What? What I do?

by DannyBonco March 20, 2007

76πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


valentine's day

A fake holiday made up by Hallmark that makes people feel like they have to participate or otherwise they're a loser.

Valentine's Day sucks ass.

by C & B February 15, 2004

76πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


ery day

A daily activity, often smoking marijuana or hustling contraband.

Smoke weed ery day.

by xsni3 January 29, 2012

49πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


day tripper

:n;adj.A woman that has many short affairs with no intention of getting serious

Usually only has one night stands

Dude she such a Day tripper

by Cool Person from mars June 21, 2006

213πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž