An emo girl who simps for a skeleton which comes from the game called “undertale” made by toby fox. She thinks she’s better then she actually is. She reacts to porn especially drawings by her friends like a five year old seeing a kissing scene.
Fruity: “being broken up with isn’t that bad”
Elis sans simp: “YOU DON’T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO SANS!!!!”
Is simply a asshole cause 1. he is short 2. his name is Elis and i mean just by seing him you just want to kill him with a sword from king artur the third
man your such a Elis.... i want to kill you
has some muscles the size of bowling balls and he is funny he loves all sports and everyone likes him unlike other people.
eli will be the awesomest forever even if he is dead
Eli is outgoing and never shy around people. They will completely change the way the act around certain people. Elis will always make sure you know when your wrong. They will point that out but they will always make for a fun adventure and will peer pressure you to do new and exiting things. They will be pretty hypocritical and never let you give your opinions along with being over confident but they will be very athletic and good at most sports. Elis are smart and intelligent but this goes with having a huge ego and always believing they are right. You will either love Elis or you will hate them.
my favourite person ever and my super awesome duper maducious emo lover
An absolutely desolate town in the middle of Nevada. Only crackheads and pedophiles roam the streets, with a fair sprinkle of mormons and infidelity.
Where else in the USA is the closest Walmart located 3 hours away? Ely of course!
A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.
Ely, ely, look at me, curb stopping is not okay.