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The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.
Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”
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This person will do anything they want without fear or hesitation, regardless of moral alignment, including their rivals or competitors. They are the true menaces to society and will run you a fade for no reason. If you see someone wearing black air forces do not engage.
Examples of Black air force energy
Madara Uchiha from Naruto
Escanor The Lion Sin from Seven Deadly Sins
Eren Yeager from Attack on Titans
Frieza from Dragon Ball Z
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Best damn show on Adult Swim, period. Consists of 3 main characters, Master Shake (the self-appointed leader of the Aqua Teens), Frylock (the smart one who actually does all the work) and Meatwad (the comic relief). Used to be detectives but quit their job because they weren't making a lot of money. Other characters include Carl, Dr. Weird and Steve.
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An Air Force Base in Arizona which was shut down in the 1990's. It no longer exists. If you were one of the lucky few born on this military establishment, congradulations, you do not exist either. You are a paradox for being alive. You were actually not born anywhere.
Embassy Employee: "Where were you born?"
Visa applicant: "Williams Air Force Base, Arizona in the U.S."
Embassy Employee: "There is no such place. I need you're REAL birthplace."
Visa Applicant: "Here is a copy of my Birth Certificate. It says Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employess: "What city is that in?"
Visa Applicant: "Ah...Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employee: "Ma'am, the computer says that city does not exist."
Visa Applicant: "But I do, so it must exist."
Embassy Employee: "No, it doesn't."
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The opposite of black Air Force energy. If someone has white air force energy then he is someone who is not crazy and does give a shit.
They care for the environment and community. They strive to live by God’s words 🙏
Did you hear? Travis just hit the most sacred yield. He turned the school restaurant into a 3 star Michelin restaurant.
Yeah he’s got white Air Force energy.
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Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.
Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!
Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.
Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.
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hot nike shoe made in the 1980's which is still popular today with black urban
youth.aka up's,ect. And one of the only shoes i wear,in my abundant collection.
those air forces are official!
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