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what rove mcmanus (an overrated talk show host in australia with lame jokes) says at the end of every show of 'rove live', which by the way has some very cool and funny guests.
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The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.
Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*
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WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE
Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE
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This insult is the WORST POSSIBLE insult in the entire existance of man. if one should say this the elder god himself will eat ur mum AND big chungus
Tom: U gay as hell brotha
Jeff: Ur Mum Gae
Tom ur pap a trap
Jeff: ur sister a mister
Tom: dont make me do it
Jeff: do it bish!!!!111!
Tom: Ur mum and dad gae together lul
Jeff and his mother and big chungus were eaten by the elder god and is ded
A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.
It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)
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A term used to describe ones mother impliying that they have a lot of pubes. Can be used as a come-back if someone says you have a mullet.
Example
Alexis: You've got A mullet.
Akira: No mate, your mums got a mullet down under.
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Too dangerous to ever say or everyone in the universe will die
"ur mum gey"
"no u"
"ur mum the big gey"
"no u"
"UR MUM THE MEGA BIG SUPER GEY"
*dies in huge ball of death rolling down a volcano with lava all over it and spikes*
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