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A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus
I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."
Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.
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A faggot, poofter, man lover, homosexual
I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.
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Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”
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When a girl puts peanut butter all over her vagina, and lets her dog into her room. Her dog then licks her vagina until all the peanut butter is gone. The woman will get sexually pleasured. This is just like a man eating a woman out, so the woman has a high chance of an orgasm.
Sally: Want to come over tonight so we can eat each other out?
Carley: I can't my mom already caught me watching lesbian porn, so now I'm grounded. Maybe next week!
Sally: Seriously, now I have to peanut butter doggy time.
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A male prostitute who only works while lathered head to toe in peanut butter. (the chunkier the better)
did you hear about Frankie Muniz? He couldn't afford his rent anymore so he became a peanut butter boy.
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When you are so excited to eat your Reese's that you forget to take off the SECOND rapper that is inconveniently the exact same color as the chocolate.
Ex 1:
Person 1: Hey man whatcha eatin?
Person 2: Wassup bro, just a Reese's peanut butter FUCK!
Ex 2:
HAHA screw you guys, I have a Reese's Peanut Butter --- FUCK!!!!
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