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Dean witch weathers wife of 5 years.
They’ve been married forever
their kid is named rachel who is married to a man named Sam..🤔🤔
Mom?
Tv ring: Oh hey rachel! Where’s your dad?
Dean: right here baby girl. Let’s make some baby’s and have a lot of Demond baby’s so i can bring them back to life and save the day in season 1037 of supernatural!!!!!
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That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.
Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.
The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.
I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
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When a woman or man in a serious relationship is so thirsty for an engagement ring it consumes them.
Shannon: Do you think he'll propose for my birthday? He has to. Either way the wedding is almost completely planned.
Steph: Girl, you need to stop being so ring-thirsty.
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Ring lights are for insta bAdDiEs and people who regret getting it when tiktok was musically
"Omg i got a new ring light"
"No one cares susan"
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When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA
My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..
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A squid ring is the scientific term for female genitalia. The name is derrived from the sloshy, squidgy appearence of the fanny, the word ring is derrivitive of the big blag hole you stick your pork sword into.
Billy: Heyyyy Cassa, u so sxc. gotta nice birra sosage thats needin a slimey cuddle
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
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1.People who take the weight loss aid alli will have almost artistic oil deposits that acquire in the toilet. If not cleaned properly or immediately these oily deposits will form a circle on the outer water line that resembles: a ring of fire
2. The same oily discharge that happens that acquires around your anus.
3. The painful sensation in your anus that goes hand in hand with taking alli
I can still see the ring of fire you left behind in the toilet.
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